That's intense
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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