You really coming over, don't trick.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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