Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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