Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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