How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
