hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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