I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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