I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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