Where is the hickey?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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