if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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