Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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