took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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