guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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