Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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