Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We got so high we made milksteak
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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