I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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