I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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