is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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