Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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