i think my tv is drunk
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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