The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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