Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Sorry about my life...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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