Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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