Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Randomize
