There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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