a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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