Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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