so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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