just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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