wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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