the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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