I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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