Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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