how can u be prego again
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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