I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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