If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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