a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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