omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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