Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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