Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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