I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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