People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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