Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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