he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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