cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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