yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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