question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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