Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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