We named our party play list daddy issues
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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