I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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