Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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