problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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