Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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