READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I had to cum in my sink.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
