i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He better not be in your backpack
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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