There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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