Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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